And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
you know fanfiction is gonna be wild when the author explicitly tells you the length and circumference of a character’s dick