I like things
mostlyJohnlock and
Destiel and um
and Sabriel
and
so
many
others...
*slowly slips into the abyss*
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Her/she/hers
or
He/him/his.

I don't care which one you call me. Respect other's pronouns, however. Not everyone is comfortable with using both pronouns or any of those pronouns when they identify as Gender Fluid. Thank you!

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

(via theshippingturtle)

bittersiha:

zet-sway:

invisiblecatfish:

STURT UP THE NORMANDY

LOL WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

chgose me

bittersiha:

zet-sway:

invisiblecatfish:

STURT UP THE NORMANDY

LOL WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

chgose me

(via jackwhynand)

hot-tea-nanako:

high-megan:

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

Look at how old this broadcast looks.
Our technology has come so far and our social skills are still in the toilet.
This is why Skynet wins. This shit right here.

(Source: afriet, via ten-thousandtits)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via safety-officer-barto)

radioactivemongoose:

i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane

'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

—   (via yesdarlingido)

(Source: typewriterdaily, via onthelosingside)

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via nikkipher)

piningjohn:

Once Johnlock is canon I hope the new running gag will be Mrs Hudson always interrupting them before/during/after (strongly implied) sex

(via bbcatemysoul)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

(via ten-thousandtits)

wsswatson:

her expressions are so hardened and his are so soft and he sincerely wants to help and appeals to their shared love for john and she shoots him WHEN HE OFFERED TO HELP HER like that is justified in exactly 0 ways

(via thegingerbatch)